Of course, what any of these men are actually like in bed has nothing to do with the fantsies they inspire. A couple of months ago, there was a long article in Vanity Fair (I think) about Jackie O, and the picture she drew of JFK as a lover was pretty pathetic.
I think the hair thing with Kerry is that it looks like you could really grab it and hold on for the ride. Otherwise, I concur with whoever likened him to the tree in the Wizard of Oz. Not even a sexy tree.
Joanna