LOL skipper. you gotta deal! this way, i'll have more time for ken. ken is such a doll. he's the BEST boyfriend every.
wanna know why? coz, when we're done, i can put him back in his box.
>Your obliged and devoted little sister,
>Skipper
anyone remember the name of skipper's boyfriend?
Gilligan!
Sorry, i HAD to do it. The reason why Ken and I became good chums goes back years to this very joke! I was accused of being a Barbie to Ken's Ken. In retort, I decided to BE Barbie. which was actually quite liberating. long story, that.
when I ask Ken if he wants to go for a ride, it's usually a loving reference to the fact that Ken and I argue like cats and dogs and have a well-known history for doing so on this list, much to Doug's chagrin. Ken and I helped each other write the diss and study for exams by abusing the 3 post limit, severely!
going for a ride is also a reference to a lacanian reading of me as neurotic (insisting on trying to be heard by ken) and ken as a narcissist (or was it psychotic?) (ken keeps saying "i can't hear you" which drowns out my neurotic repetition)
do i have that right ken?
anyway, in spite of all that, if anyone dares go after ken, i'll take 'em to the mat. when i'm done, i'll polish my nails and go back to being a pain in ken's ass.
smoochiez!
K