[lbo-talk] RE: Theory of Porn

Diane Monaco dk_monaco at yahoo.com
Thu Feb 5 08:10:35 PST 2004


Barbie <kelley at pulpculture.org> wrote: (and i'd still like to get on this thing about how men always and forever need visual representation -- apparently more so than women-- to get turned on. oooooh ken, vrooom vrooom. wanna go for a ride in the 'vette? oh gosh, where ARE my keys!?

My dear and cool big sister, please don't be mad at me, but the 'vette's in the shop with a blown head gasket. As you know I got my driver license temps last week and been trying to get some road experience. After lots of pushing by me, your friend Midge agreed to take me out driving and give me some driving pointers. She's really cool. Well, since you fixed up the 'vette to get that 400 rear wheel horsepower, one thing led to another and we started drag racing with the grrrls on Main Street which led to enduro racing around town which ultimately blew the gasket! And we were both busted. Now I'm grounded forever and mom and dad took my temps away...which I guess I deserved...but the main problem is you don't have the 'vette now. I'm so very sorry Barbie. Please forgive me. I'll do all your laundry for the next six months including hand washing all your disco dresses.

Your obliged and devoted little sister, Skipper

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