[lbo-talk] Re: oy...the polls, the polls

frank scott frank at marin.cc.ca.us
Fri Feb 20 15:27:40 PST 2004


stop the presses!

"Most Americans believe Bible stories of Moses, Noah are true: poll

Agence France Presse Sun Feb 15,11:24 PM ET

WASHINGTON (AFP) - A majority of Americans believe many well-known Bible

stories, including Moses parting the Red Sea and God creating the world in six days, are true, according to the findings of an ABC News poll released Sunday."

how about this equally convincing poll, just arrived from, uh, some other polling source with an equally scientific basis enabling it to find out what it wants to prove:

"Read what women really think:

Over 72% of all women need a larger and thicker p e n i s to reach sexual orgasm. 94% of all women agree a larger p e n i s is a visual turn-on and believe that size does make a difference. 68% of all women are not pleased with their lovers' penis size. 76% of women want sex more often than their lovers' provide. 83% of all women fake orgasms on a regular basis. 93% of all women do not mention small penis size, for fear of hurting their lovers' feelings.

Make the woman in your life satisfied! Gain major inches in a few weeks! Don't be shy infront of women! We can help you out!"

the product they are selling is related to the one being sold by the other pollsters...it relates to the idea that we are all idiots, and proves it, to those who believe it , and can afford to pay the price of the proof...

so will jesus or moses bring me a bigger johnson? or will it be allah?

fs



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