[lbo-talk] Thank Michael Moore, David Corn, and Howard Dean

snit snat snitilicious at tampabay.rr.com
Wed Jul 14 22:54:06 PDT 2004


This was too funny not to pass along. it was sent to another list, to let us Bush Haters understand that we live on a different planet. heh.

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WASHINGTON -- You'd think that with the left's recent descent into the anti-Bush fever swamps (Bush knew about 9/11, Bush went to war for Halliburton, Bush hates gays and women, Bush = Hitler), Republicans would be walking with a spring in their step and a song in their heart. Alas, it hasn't panned out that way. Karl Rove and others have come to dream of an ever-bigger tent, which invariably means sticking it to true blue conservatives.

Don't believe me? Take a look at the prime time line-up at the upcoming Republican National Convention. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Pataki, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani, and Secretary of Education Rod Paige are all in prominent slots, making the following question entirely rhetorical: Could the GOP fete its liberal wing any more extravagantly?

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In practice, this agenda has meant talking like conservatives and spending like drunken sailors. But this convention lineup signals that the GOP has stopped even pretending. There is no traditional conservative on board to advocate spending cuts. Or to argue for the elimination of wasteful agencies and cabinet departments, as Dick Cheney once did. There is no one to plead for school vouchers or serious social security reforms.

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It's simple, really. You can thank David Corn, Michael Moore, Howard Dean, and the rest of the Bush Haters for the lack of conservative voices this year. The pure insanity that has afflicted liberals across the nation these last few years, and the ferocity of their opposition to George W. Bush, has most conservatives convinced that whatever Bush is doing wrong, he must be doing something right.

Who, among Republicans, would want to stand alongside these maniacs in opposition to any Bush Administration policy, no matter how far it strays from fiscal sanity? Who wants to risk being used as "See, even Republicans don't like Bush" fodder by lefty freaks like the guy Washington Times reporter Bill Sammon writes about in his book, Misunderestimated, holding a sign at a protest that read, "Impeach the Court-Appointed Junta and the Fascist, Egomaniacal, Blood-Swilling Beast"?

And so, as conservative principles are abandoned by Republican Party, conservatives hold firm for fear of handing the country to radicals like Kerry and Edwards. We accept the great leftward shift because to speak out against it would feel like playing into the hands of the lunatics like Michael Moore and Harold Meyerson, who claim that this country is about a goosestep away from being a fascist state.

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Liberals are always going to be top heavy with crazy, flailing, conspiracy-theorists. Every Republican will always be a right-wing extremist to them. Accepting the basics of their hysterical arguments against conservatism by blacklisting conservatives from the Republican Convention may make a few liberal Republican senators feel more at home, but it bankrupts a philosophy and vision that we once thought could change the world for the better.

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<http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=6832>

"We're in a fucking stagmire."

--Little Carmine, 'The Sopranos'



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