Joanna
Dwayne Monroe wrote:
>In today's action-packed and knowledge free episode,
>America's greatest distracted comic and self described
>"pretty girl" offers her unique perspective on the
>Dem's convention.
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>Let's have a peak inside...
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>Put The Speakers In A Cage
>July 26, 2004
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>Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston,
>conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals
>to identify one another, much like gay men do. My
>allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags.
>The people sporting shirts emblazened with the
>"F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the
>pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them
>barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.
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>Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police
>as violent, fascist racists -- with the exception of
>Boston's police, who'll be lauded as national heroes
>right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on
>Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural
>state of being fascist, racist pigs.
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>A speaker at the Democratic National Convention this
>year, Al Sharpton, accused white police officers of
>raping and defacing Tawana Brawley in 1987, lunatic
>charges that eventually led to a defamation lawsuit
>against Sharpton and even more eventually, to Sharpton
>paying a jury award to the defamed plaintiff Steve
>Pagones. So it's a real mystery why cops wouldn't like
>Democrats.
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>As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's
>because liberal boys never try to make a move on you
>without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus,
>it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid
>cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore
>thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber,
>no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat
>fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at
>the Democratic National Convention.
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>Oh Ann! You're the best. All those words wrecklessly
>tossed about like charged particles colliding into
>scatter patterns in a cyclotron. Oh brave new world
>that has such people in it.
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>If only I was through-the-looking glass brilliant like
>you, how endlessly amused I'd be - like a 6 ft, brown
>Ophelia with a hey nonny here and a librul bash there.
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>But wait, there's more. You can the get rest of your
>Ann on here -
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><http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2004/072604p.htm >
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