[lbo-talk] tiny balls and no spine

snit snat snitilicious at tampabay.rr.com
Sun Jun 13 06:13:22 PDT 2004


heh. "The Hawk's Right Eye (Revealing the Truth that Liberals Despise)" is a campus conservatives paper at Roger Williams University. The main item is a student's defense of a scholarship for whites. Apparently, the project had been attacked by Ed Gillespie (who, acc to the paper, "might smell like an elephant" but has "tiny balls and no spine.") and other prominent Republicans.

The author, Jason Mattera, says that the some of the leadership in the Republican party are trying to be better Liberals than the Democrats (heh heh), but they really have no right to call themselves Republicans. Republicans stand for principle, damn it, not pragmatism. He concludes with this threat about sitting out the vote:

"This year at the Conservative Political Action Conference, Alan Keyes warned the audience against voting for President Bush as the lesser of two evils. According to Keyes, conservatives shouldn't have that mindset because "evil" is not being eradicated but is still being positioned in a place of power. Gillespie and company shouldn't be surprised when conservatives sit out the next election and watch George W. receive the same fate his father did."

No doubt, the rest of the articles are entertaining. I particularly like the description of faminists as old, lonely hags or hags dating other hags who want to cut off men's balls. And the article about how gays and lesbians are killing themselves with an STD lifestyle--a classic!

If you go to the front page, and click over the names of contributors, you get a series of disembodied heads that, uhm, look like they've recently had a run in with Nick Berg's killers.

campus paper: http://www.rwucr.com/hre/pdf/12.pdf

web site intro to the paper, http://www.rwucr.com/hre/index.htm

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--Little Carmine, 'The Sopranos'



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