WASHINGTON, DCThe economically disadvantaged segment of the U.S. population provided the decisive factor in another presidential election last Tuesday, handing control of the government to the rich and powerful once again.
Above: Bush and Cheney accept victory. "The Republican partythe party of industrial mega-capitalists, corporate financiers, power brokers, and the moneyed elitewould like to thank the undereducated rural poor, the struggling blue-collar workers in Middle America, and the God-fearing underpriviledged minorities who voted George W. Bush back into office," Karl Rove, senior advisor to Bush, told reporters at a press conference Monday. "You have selflessly sacrificed your well-being and voted against your own economic interest. For this, we humbly thank you."
Added Rove: "You have acted beyond the call of dutyor, for that matter, good sense."
According to Rove, the Republicans found strong support in non-urban areas populated by the http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4045