>Cruelty, deception, and meaninglessness -- there, this
>time I got the slogan right.
I think I need to start using this as a tagline on the cover letters I've been writing for the last three days. Why? Because I'm actually starting to believe the stuff I'm writing.
I'm a Results driven Dedicated Team play-ah
Gotchyer butt kissin' automated right hee-yah
I'm a deadline driven motivated co-muuuun-icatah
Gotchyer dick strokin' elongated right hee-yah
I'm a hard driven master baitin' self-sta-tah
Gotchyer boot lickin' supplicatin' right hee-yah
Look. I can't send a sound file so you can hear the beat to which that should be rapped out. But, boy, heee hoooooooooooo yah! Felt good to get THAT off my chest. :)
Kelley
"We live under the Confederacy. We're a podunk bunch of swaggering pious hicks."
--Bruce Sterling