A rabbi, a catholic priest, and a buddhist priest are captured by cannibals. They are bound and dragged before the tribe. The chieftain takes the rabbi out first and says to him "Look, you have a choice here: death or the aristocrats. What will it be?"
"Well, says the rabbi, uncertain "the aristocrats... I guess."
Out leap a dozen muscular males in loincloths who proceed to assault the rabbi via every orifice he's got. FRaped, fist fucked, shat upon, bloodied, battered ..he is left on the ground finally, a limp, pulsating bag of skin.
The catholic priest is next and the chieftain asks him what he wants to do.
"Well," smiles the priest, "I am no stranger to some of these practices. I'll take the aristocrats."
So, again, the loin-clothed ones set upon the priest, performing acts he didn't think were possible, violating every hole, pummeling him, taking him one, two, three, four.five, six, seven at a time. They finally leave him hardly breathing, puking and shitting all over himself.
Now the Buddhist priest is brought forward and given the same choice.
"Aaaah," observes the Buddhist, "You know... Life is short. It is an illusion. A flicker between two eternities. I'll take death."
"Fine," says the chieftain. "Death, shortly. But first, the aristocrats!"
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I recommend the movie, but don't take your children or the faint hearted. If anyone wants to hear a version of the main joke/or to discuss the movie, I'm game. I don't think it's giving anything away since the joke is told in the first five minutes of the movie.
Joanna