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Jon Stewart's Hilarious 'Funny Gay Jokes'

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Not to step on Fishbowl's toes too much here, but did you catch The 
Daily Show last night? The middle-of-show taped bit was a Jason Jones 
segment on New Jersey's recent search for a new state motto. ("We'll 
win you over," for which a marketing firm charged $280,000, was 
deemed unacceptable.)

Correspondent Jones interviewed acting N.J. Gov. Richard Codey, the 
man behind the search, and briefly confused him with his predecessor, 
Gay American Jim McGreevey. Learning that Codey was not, in fact, the 
gay governor, Jones glanced with dismay at a sheet of notes - "Funny 
Gay Jokes" was the headline - and then tossed them away.

Thing is, if you pause your TiVo at the right moment, you can easily 
read that list of "Funny Gay Jokes." So, of course, we did. What are 
they?

Our service to readers with inferior remote-controlling finger 
dexterity awaits after the jump.

Funny Gay Jokes

1. Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and 
saw a puddle of white liquid. He said to the other man, What did I 
tell you about farting in the shower?

2. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges? The kept trying each other.

3. How can you make a gay man scream twice? **** [redaction Comedy 
Central's] him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

4. Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like 
the way he was being reared.

5. Why do so many gays have moustaches? To hide the stretch marks.

The funniest part? We wouldn't make those jokes - well, at least not 
No. 1 - here on some silly blog. The Daily Show, on basic cable? No 
problem.

Pushing boundaries every day, that Jon Stewart.