[lbo-talk] Is That Website Good or Evil? Gematriculator Reveals All

Dwayne Monroe idoru345 at yahoo.com
Thu Dec 1 07:31:04 PST 2005


Imagine my vodka fueled shock when I realized - with delicious horror - that my lifelong dream of creating a method for determining the moral leanings of websites had already been accomplished.

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from -

<http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/>

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

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more spiritual pattern analysis at -

<http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/>



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