On 12/1/05, Doug Henwood <dhenwood at panix.com> wrote:
> <http://www.gawker.com/news/daily-show/jon-stewarts-hilarious-funny-gay-jokes-140255.php>
>
> Jon Stewart's Hilarious 'Funny Gay Jokes'
>
> READ MORE: DAILY SHOW, GAYS, NEW JERSEY
> Not to step on Fishbowl's toes too much here, but did you catch The
> Daily Show last night? The middle-of-show taped bit was a Jason Jones
> segment on New Jersey's recent search for a new state motto. ("We'll
> win you over," for which a marketing firm charged $280,000, was
> deemed unacceptable.)
>
> Correspondent Jones interviewed acting N.J. Gov. Richard Codey, the
> man behind the search, and briefly confused him with his predecessor,
> Gay American Jim McGreevey. Learning that Codey was not, in fact, the
> gay governor, Jones glanced with dismay at a sheet of notes - "Funny
> Gay Jokes" was the headline - and then tossed them away.
>
> Thing is, if you pause your TiVo at the right moment, you can easily
> read that list of "Funny Gay Jokes." So, of course, we did. What are
> they?
>
> Our service to readers with inferior remote-controlling finger
> dexterity awaits after the jump.
>
> Funny Gay Jokes
>
> 1. Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and
> saw a puddle of white liquid. He said to the other man, What did I
> tell you about farting in the shower?
>
> 2. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges? The kept trying each other.
>
> 3. How can you make a gay man scream twice? **** [redaction Comedy
> Central's] him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
>
> 4. Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like
> the way he was being reared.
>
> 5. Why do so many gays have moustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
>
> The funniest part? We wouldn't make those jokes - well, at least not
> No. 1 - here on some silly blog. The Daily Show, on basic cable? No
> problem.
>
> Pushing boundaries every day, that Jon Stewart.
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