On Thu, 6 Jan 2005, John Thornton wrote:
>
>> CLEVELAND -- A viewer is suing NBC for $2.5 million, contending that he
>> threw up because of a "Fear Factor" episode in which contestants ate rats
>> mixed in a blender.
>
> Nothing particularly new about drinking pureed rat. Aykroyd did a bass and a
> bat.
>
>
> "Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are
> over, because Super Bass-O-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass
> with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.
> Here's how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass -
> that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-O-Matic '76.
> Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you
> like it.
> Yes, it's that simple!"
And don't forget whizzo chocolate confections like crunchy frog: "if we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
Miles