Music for Aadvarks? I don't want to know...
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But knowledge is power and Google is the way, the truth and the light. At least, as regards URLs.
Behold, a clever bit (and not necessarily in a lovely way) from the "Music for Aardvarks..." homepage:
<http://www.musicforaardvarks.com/>
The Fantastic History of Music for Aardvarks and Other Mammals
4.5 billion BC to 80 million BC: Molten lava hardens, mountains and oceans are formed, first protein meets first amino acid, fish grow feet, big lizards, apes walk upright etc
80 million BC to 6000 BC: People stop wandering around and plant food.
6000 BC to September 6th 1996: Pyramids are built, Greece and Rome stuff happens, Italian Renaissance, (some decent art) lots of wars, industrial revolution, a guy named David Weinstone loses his job as a waiter.
October 1996 to July1997: David Weinstone takes a job teaching for a national music program for pre-schoolers, plays in grunge rock band at night.
August 1997: Weinstone checks out some other children's music classes with his toddler, decides kids need better music, writes a few songs about taxis, skyscrapers, bagels, boogers and stuff, friends say "Yeah!"
September 7th 1997: First Music for Aardvarks and Other Mammals class is held in the basement of a restaurant in the East Village of Manhattan, six families attend and leave with big smiles.
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Forget the kiddies, where do I sign up!?
.d.
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