>CB simpletons
I doubt you mean Carrie Bradshaw - do you mean Charles Brown? Charles is not a simpleton, and you shouldn't call him one on this list. I don't want to see this kind of invective here.
Michael, you seem agitated. As the soundbite at the beginning of some WFMU show - maybe it's Dave the Spazz's - says, "calm down, take a stress pill, relax."
Doug