[lbo-talk] Borat revisited

Wendy Lyon wendy.lyon at gmail.com
Thu Dec 14 06:44:33 PST 2006


On 12/14/06, Doug Henwood <dhenwood at panix.com> wrote:
> [from Popbitch]

You left out the best part of this week's edition (Michael Givel, take note)


>> Moscow Rules 2007 <<

Tinker, tailor, barman, hooker

Britain may be cosying up to Russia in public,

but behind the scenes it's different. MI5 has

produced a new handbook to help Brits working

in Russia avoid the attentions of the FSB.

This is what you need to know:

* First, the FSB tries to start a friendly

relationship with you.

* Hotel staff, bar workers, taxi drivers and

hookers are often paid to spy on you.

* "Lavish entertaining, including the provision

of prostitutes and large amounts of alcohol,

may be used to trap visitors in compromising

situations."

* Only use a pre-pay phone, do not save any

data on the phone, including phone numbers.

* If two men sit down near you in a bar or

restaurant with a bag in between them on the

table, you're being watched by FSB. The bag

contains a recorder.

* Be very afraid.

FYI: Polonium 210 can teleport! When transported, it can migrate through walls, containers etc to be found in unexpected places. More: http://www.timhunkin.com/



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