Dwayne Monroe wrote:
>Worried Dad: "What's wrong with you Johnny? Why can't
>you just behave and be a fine, upstanding young
>citizen like your football, debating and chess team
>captain brother Bradley?"
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>Johnny: Because I'm UGLY dad! I'm UGLY! And ain't
>nothin or no one gonna change that!
>
Didn't seem to have affected Bill Gates' propects much. And you can't
get a whole lot uglier than that.
Joanna
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