PAKISTAN SYSTEM:
You have no cows. You blame India.
On 1/16/06, Yoshie Furuhashi <furuhashi.1 at osu.edu> wrote:
> Japanese System:
>
> You have two cows. Mysteriously, they don't calve, no matter what.
> Neither do your neighbors'. You are stuck with aging cows that no
> longer produce milk. You don't import any cows, because you are
> paranoid that all foreign cows are mad, so you buy robot cows and
> wonder why they don't produce milk either.
>