Conspiracy debunkers, who question all questioning of the Bush administration story on 9/11, today presented their most devastating critique yet: a full 81% (if reports of a new CBS/NYT poll are to be believed) of Americans are involved in a giant conspiracy theory of doubting the government story. It is not clear whether these 81% met secretly to arrive at their despicable doubts and questions, said a puzzled Harold Snotty, lead debunker, adding that it is possible that the traitorous 81% might have used the Internets Tubes to communicate and synchronize their positions. "Just because there are some open questions about our theory", he added, "does not mean that it is untrue. These people are not as smart as I am, damnit, and they have to be wrong!".
Snotty's team is now investigating if they can borrow Bush phraseology such as "Cut and Run", "With us or against us", "aiding and giving comfort to the enemy" as new means to ridicule and dismiss the doubters.
More as it happens! Stay tuned!