[lbo-talk] The creation of the modern British obituary

Michael Pollak mpollak at panix.com
Sun Dec 30 04:26:05 PST 2007


[I didn't realize it was so recent a transformation, and so traceable to one man]

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/30/nyregion/30massingberd.html

The New York Times

December 30, 2007

Hugh Massingberd, Laureate for the Departed, Dies

By MARGALIT FOX

Hugh Massingberd, a celebrated former obituaries editor of The

Telegraph of London who made a once-dreary page required reading by

speaking frankly, wittily and often gleefully ill of the dead, became

the recipient of his own services after dying in West London on

Christmas Day. He was 60 and lived in London.

The cause was cancer, according to The Telegraph. The newspaper

announced Mr. Massingberd's death in an expansive obituary that

described, not unkindly, his being "invariably strapped for cash" and

the "gourmandism" and "bingeing" that had turned him "into an

impressively corpulent presence whose moon face lit up with Pickwickian

benevolence."

Sometimes called the father of the modern British obituary, Mr.

Massingberd was The Telegraph's obituaries editor from 1986 to 1994. He

was also a shy autodidact who had never been to college; a past editor

of Burke's Peerage, the venerable record book of the titled families of

Britain and Ireland; the author of dozens of books on the English

aristocracy; a recognized authority on the country homes of England,

stately and moldy alike; and a rabid theatergoer whose enthusiasm for

"Phantom of the Opera" was undimmed by the fact that he had seen it

more than 50 times and knew every word and every note by heart.

In 2002 The Spectator, a British weekly magazine, described Mr.

Massingberd as "an English eccentric of the sort Hollywood imagines

shoot snipe in their underpants."

Mr. Massingberd did not actually shoot snipe in his underpants, but he

did once pose for a photograph dressed as a Roman emperor garlanded

with sausages, as his obituary in The Telegraph helpfully reminded

readers on Thursday.

Traditionally, the obituary departments of most newspapers were little

Siberias, and The Telegraph's was no exception when Mr. Massingberd

arrived. The long, leaden recitals of awards, club memberships and

honorary degrees massed on the page were distasteful pills that

writers, and readers, choked down dutifully each day.

Mr. Massingberd transformed the paper's obituaries from ponderous,

sycophantic eulogies into mordant, warts-and-all profiles of the

delectable departed. His model, he often said, was the 17th-century

English writer John Aubrey, whose collection of biographical sketches,

"Brief Lives," offered gossipy backstairs portraits of eminences of the

time.

In Mr. Massingberd's hands the newspaper obituary became unabashed

entertainment, and the page attracted a passionate following that

endures to this day. It also helped to set a benchmark for newspapers

throughout Britain, where obituaries are now far more irreverent, more

editorial and more prurient than their American counterparts. (Witness

The Telegraph's send-off of one Lt. Col. Geoffrey Knowles, "who as a

subaltern was bitten in the buttocks by a bear -- he survived but the

bear expired.")

Typically unsigned, Telegraph obituaries are written by a stable of

contributors. But during Mr. Massingberd's tenure, observers widely

agreed, every obit in the paper bore his droll, distinctive stamp.

Naturally, he covered the presidents, kings and captains of industry

who are the grist of obit pages everywhere. But Mr. Massingberd also

sought out eccentrics; having the good fortune to live in Britain, he

found them.

One Telegraph obituary, from 1991, opened this way: "The Third Lord

Moynihan, who has died in Manila, aged 55, provided through his

character and career ample ammunition for critics of the hereditary

principle. His chief occupations were bongo drummer, confidence

trickster, brothel-keeper, drug-smuggler and police informer."

Another, from 1988, memorialized Peter Langan, a London restaurateur:

"Often he would pass out amid the cutlery before doing any damage, but

occasionally he would cruise menacingly beneath the tables, biting

unwary customers' ankles."

And there was this much-quoted line, also from 1988, which appeared in

The Telegraph's obituary of John Allegro. A once-renowned scholar of

the Dead Sea Scrolls, Mr. Allegro later advanced a theory that Judaism

and Christianity were the products of an ancient cult that worshiped

sex and mushrooms. His obit in The Telegraph pronounced him "the

Liberace of biblical scholarship."

To dispatch his subjects, Mr. Massingberd used the thinnest of rapiers,

but also the sharpest. Cataclysmic understatement and carefully coded

euphemism were the stylistic hallmarks of his page. Here, for the

benefit of American readers, is an abridged Massingberd-English

dictionary:

¶"Convivial": Habitually drunk.

¶"Did not suffer fools gladly": Monstrously foul-tempered.

¶"Gave colorful accounts of his exploits": A liar.

¶"A man of simple tastes": A complete vulgarian.

¶"A powerful negotiator": A bully.

¶"Relished the cadences of the English language": An incorrigible

windbag.

¶"Relished physical contact": A sadist.

¶"An uncompromisingly direct ladies' man": A flasher.

Hugh John Montgomery was born on Dec. 30, 1946, in Cookham Dean, in the

Berkshire district of England. His family, The Daily Mail wrote in

1994, were members of the "stranded gentry." Hugh's mother was a

schoolteacher; his father worked for the BBC.

But as young Hugh was dreamily aware, the Montgomerys had nobler roots:

Through their blue-blooded Massingberd relatives, he stood to inherit

two country houses. In the 1960s, in the hope of securing one, Hugh's

father changed the family name to Montgomery-Massingberd. But both

inheritances fell through. In the 1990s Hugh shortened his name to

Massingberd.

As a young man, Mr. Massingberd planned to go to Cambridge University,

thought better of it and took a job as a law clerk. Hating the work, he

found his way to Burke's Peerage, where from 1971 to 1983 he was the

chief editor.

When Mr. Massingberd joined The Telegraph as obituaries editor, he

later said in interviews, friends regarded him with a mixture of pity

and contempt. But he realized two things immediately: First, that a

subject's passage from cradle to grave furnishes writers with a

built-in narrative thread from which to spin a ripping good yarn.

Second, that personal stories, the odder the better, can be the stuff

of deep, life-affirming levity.

One story belonged to this man, the John Allegro of the piano:

"The first sign that Liberace had embarked upon a road along which

reticence would never ride came when he placed a candelabra on his

piano. At this, the dam of discretion appeared to burst: first came a

white tail suit, followed by stage patter about his mother and his

philosophy of life, then a gold lamé jacket and a diamond-studded

tailcoat."

Mr. Massingberd's first marriage, to Christine Martinoni, ended in

divorce. He is survived by his second wife, Caroline Ripley, known as

Ripples; and two children from his first marriage, Harriet and Luke.

His books include "Royal Palaces of Europe" (Vendome, 1983); "Blenheim

Revisited: The Spencer-Churchills and Their Palace" (Beaufort Books,

1985); "Her Majesty the Queen" (Collins, 1985); a memoir, "Daydream

Believer: Confessions of a Hero Worshipper" (Macmillan, 2001); and six

anthologies of Telegraph obituaries, which, he often said, made

splendid bedtime reading.

Mr. Massingberd also belonged to a spate of respectable clubs, but they

will not be itemized here.



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