Charles, you're not ugly. You could use a session with the Queer Eye team before their show gets cancelled, though.
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As much fun as that might be I'll make a counter-offer.
Come to Philly; we'll hit the Hugo Boss shop and the high quality second hand outlets. My peerless wife will make her peerless kimchee chigae. Drinks and German engineered, turbo charged transportation across this old, yet new city are on me.
All will be well and all manner of things shall be well.
.d.