Who knows, when Ollie is Prez, you could be the new Goebbels. You're perfectyour writing has all the hysteria and self-loathing of the child molester, the sickening, rhetorical violence of the neo-Nazi.
So I've filed you away with a select and thankfully small group of psycho-sickos who want to torture my children or take a razor to my face; on and on they rant in a closed loop of unspeakable fantasy, repeatedly grabbing their crotches and telling my how baad they are.
And so Herr Hampton, if we do indeed have a date and you want my head splattered against your wallfirst you have to kick my arseunfortunately, you just ain't baad enough.
Bye for now. Love,
Sting Manhattan
P.S. I do hope this letter makes you famous.
http://deuceofclubs.com/write/adk_stng.htm