> If eye rite de wurdz like dis it lukz stoopid. Can anybody point me
>at an example of a similar English document (written by a
>semiliterate or somebody successfully pretending to be a
>semiliterate) that I can use as an example? The nearest I can think
>of off the cuff are some of Dickens' and Faulkner's dialogue, and I
>don't want Rasputin to sound like a cockney waif or like he lived in
>Mississippi in 1910.
>
>
You are over-doing it. Try:
If I rite wordes lik this it luk dumb.
also have to re-arrange the sentence a bit:
can anibody point me at ekample of simlar inglish dockment (ritten by a elitrat or sumwun who sucksessfelly pretend he be unlitrate).