That wasn't you. That was your evil twin, Eornom Enyawd.
...........
Ha!
No, Eornom Enyawd was defeated by Hellboy a few years back during the Manhattan Battle of Ten Thousand Nasties.
My evil twin's name is...wait. Oh, how clever! You almost maneuvered me into revealing that which must not be revealed.
No Uzbek tavern full of hot wait staff is tavern-y enough to protect you now Doss!
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