I've stopped going to web pages unless assured in advance that the text there is more important than Paradise Lost, Gibbon's Decline and Fall, and Marx's Capital combined. Too much eye strain.
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While I sympathize with the reasoning, this made me laugh out loud.
I plan to adapt this formula to other areas of life.
Lovely Spouse: Honey, can you come down here and help me move the couch?
Me: Unless the couch is as heavy as the husks of 1,000 collapsed stars, I can't be bothered. The stairs bother my trick knee.
Somehow, a golf club winds up wrapped around my head.
(Earnest lefty disclaimer: domestic violence isn't funny...also, stay in school kids!)
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