> I'll always remember a sci-fi short story I read as a young fellow.
> A guy is fiddling with his short wave radio when he hears what sounds
> like gasps of pain. Outside, someone is chopping down a tree . . .
Jack Handey:
"If trees could scream, do you think we would be so cavalier as to cutting them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
Dennis