[lbo-talk] In the End, J.G. Ballard Is Always Proven Right

the shakudion from_alamut at yahoo.com
Tue Feb 17 14:19:39 PST 2009


I wonder if Dubai has extradiction treaties with the USA and Europe? I

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--- On Tue, 2/17/09, Dwayne Monroe <dwayne.monroe at gmail.com> wrote:

From: Dwayne Monroe <dwayne.monroe at gmail.com> Subject: [lbo-talk] In the End, J.G. Ballard Is Always Proven Right To: "LBO TALK" <lbo-talk at lbo-talk.org> Date: Tuesday, February 17, 2009, 9:03 AM

When I read this [<http://mailman.lbo-talk.org/2006/2006-December/025915.html>] I was already imagining what the islands will look like when they're abandoned.

Dennis Claxton, Dec 2006

"Dubai threatens to become an instant ruin..."

Smashing Telly, Feb, 2009

Goodbye Dubai

URL -

<http://smashingtelly.com/2009/02/15/bye-bye-dubai/>

Short of opening a Radio Shack in an Amish town, Dubai is the world's worst business idea, and there isn't even any oil. Imagine proposing to build Vegas in a place where sex and drugs and rock and roll are an anathema. This is effectively the proposition that created Dubai - it was a stupid idea before the crash, and now it is dangerous.

Dubai threatens to become an instant ruin, an emblematic hybrid of the worst of both the West and the Middle-East and a dangerous totem for those who would mistakenly interpret this as the de facto product of a secular driven culture.

The opening shot of this clip [ <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk9Sbpnkd-4>] shows 200 skyscrapers that were built in the last 5 years. It looks like Manhattan except that it isn't the place that made Mingus or Van Allen or Kerouac or Wolf or Warhol or Reed or Bernstein or any one of the 1001 other cultural icons from Bob Dylan to Dylan Thomas that form the core spirit of what is needed, in the absence of extreme toleration of vice, to infuse such edifices with purpose and create a self-sustaining culture that will prevent them crumbling into the empty desert that surrounds them.

Dubai is a place for the shallow and fickle. Tabloid celebrities and worn out sports stars are sponsored by swollen faced, botox injected, perma-tanned European property developers to encourage the type of people who are impressed by fame itself, rather than what originated it, to inhabit pastiche Mediterranean villas on fake islands. Its a grotesquely leveraged version of time-share where people are sold a life in the same way as being peddled a set of steak knives. Funny shaped towers smatter empty neighborhoods, based on designs with unsubtle, eye-catching envelopes but bland floor plans and churned out by the dozen by anonymous minions in brand name architects offices and signed by the boss, unseen, as they fly through the door. This architecture, a three dimensional solidified version of a synthesized musical jingle, consists of ever more preposterous gimmickry - an underwater, revolving, white leather fuck pad or a marina skyscraper with a product placement name that would normally only appeal to teenage boys, such as the preposterous Michael Schumacher World Champion Tower.

But if there is one problem with the shallow and the fickle, its that they are shallow and fickle, they won't put down deep roots and they won't remain loyal to Dubai. The people who appear in People magazine need to be told what is cool by Wallpaper magazine who in turn will discover something after the hipsters have moved on. The problem is that Dubai was never hipster-cool and is no longer Wallpaper-cool. This realization will have the same impact as suburbanite bachelorette party in a Wallpaper-cool nightclub. It will spread like the sighting of a floating turd in a public pool, flushing people to the exits with silent panic, unacknowledged for fear of embarrassment.

As people scramble for the exits in Dubai, there is no 'key mail', like in America, where people can often mail back their house keys and walk away from a mortgage without the immediate threat of jail. People are literally fleeing this place, to date leaving 3000 cars stranded at the airport with keys still in the ignition. And the reason for this is that if you default on your Dubai mortgage, you can end up in a debtors prison. Perhaps Dubai will at least create a new Dickens? ___________________________________ http://mailman.lbo-talk.org/mailman/listinfo/lbo-talk



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