[lbo-talk] Pro-abortion doughnuts!

Dwayne Monroe dwayne.monroe at gmail.com
Fri Jan 16 08:32:33 PST 2009


Wendy Lyon posted:

Krispy Kreme Celebrates Obama With Pro-Abortion Doughnuts

WASHINGTON, Jan. 15 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The following is a statement from American Life League president, Judie Brown.

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We challenge Krispy Kreme doughnuts to reaffirm their commitment to true freedom -- to the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness -- and to separate themselves and their doughnuts from our great American shame."

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I'm going to spend the entire weekend reciting this sentence, which achieves accidental comedic brilliance, to everyone I know.

Preferably while drunk.

And using my James Mason imitation.

And holding a sign which reads: Doughnuts = Shame!

.d.

"Dude, if Newton were like you, his ass would've spent precisely five seconds theorizing gravitational force before some 17th century Liz Hurley caught his eye."

P. Olivarez

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