>In New York City, even the sex is louder. A recent survey by
>BrickUnderground.com, a site for homeowners, found that nearly 70
>percent of New Yorkers have heard their neighbors having sex.
There's an old story about a man complaining to the front desk at his hotel about amorous noises made by a couple in the room next to him keeping him up at night. The clerk says, "You are mistaken sir. The room next to yours is occupied by a woman who is dying."