THINGS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
Government Politely Asks Americans To Not Be Such Fat Fucks by Alex Balk on February 1st, 2011
The government has unveiled a novel solution in the war against obesity, suggesting that Americans might be better off if they somehow managed to shove considerably less shit down their ample, gaping maws, and if they made an effort to somehow ensure that the shit they continued to shovel down those dark holes of despair was considerably less larded with salt, fat and sugar. Also they should have a fucking vegetable for once in their lives....