>given how much people here talk about Shakespeare, I'm sure that
>they have many resources at their
>disposal to verbally slice someone apart in a hundred different ways.
And now there are a hundred different Shakespearean insult generators:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/a1-shakespearean-insults-generator.htm
http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html