On Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 8:45 PM, <123hop at comcast.net> wrote:
> An octopus goes into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument
> going!" Someone gives him a guitar which he plays better then Hendrix. Then
> someone gives him a piano which he plays better then Thelonius Monk. Then a
> Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes... The Octopus fumbles about for a
> couple of minutes and the Scotsman's says "Whats wrong, can ye no play it?"
> Octopus says "Play it? I'm gonna f**k her brains out once I get her Pajamas
> off!"
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