Pentagon: Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.

LeoCasey at aol.com LeoCasey at aol.com
Wed Dec 20 11:45:19 PST 2000


Always worth a chuckle.

Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.

WASHINGTON, DC-- According to a report released Tuesday by the Pentagon, Communists rank last on a list of 238 threats to national security. "Communists may now safely be ignored," Secretary of Defense William Cohen said. "The Red Menace has been surpassed by militia groups, religious extremists, ecoterrorists, cybercriminals, Hollywood producers, and angry drivers." Other groups deemed more threatening than Communists include rap-metal bands (#96), escaped zoo animals (#202), and Belgians (#237).

Leo Casey United Federation of Teachers 260 Park Avenue South New York, New York 10010-7272 (212-598-6869)

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