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From: kelley >
> i swear, if we ever have the LBO conference where we all get together, the
> one chuck pushed for, i am going to get all the women on this list
> together. we are going to purchase big huge inflatable phalluses and do a
> dance routine, The Dick Wave, in which we sling it around like strippers
> have always done with pasties. right now the music i'm thinking is pretty
> traditional, striptease stuff with lots of horns. but i'm just waking up,
> so i'm thinking collective brainstorming would encourage a little more
> creativity in terms of what the Dick Wave Anthem should be.
>
Party? When? Always nice...
Tuning in with some suggestions: we should get a support band! Bands/songs
that seem suitable
1) In terms of geographical location:
Californication (but change the name of the band Red sic! - Hot Chili
Peppers to smth more libertarian, Hod Ajvar, for instance)
2) In terms of lusers' opinion of geeks' social skills but optimistically:
I Still Love You, Baby (but change the name of the band from Guns'n'Roses to
Nerds with Carnations)
3) Might be cheaper to hire the T-Babe (www.glasgowrecords.com -> artists ->
T-Babe; looks and behaves celibately like Brit Spears but reads Kierkegaard
and is socially conserned; more details at pulp, 'k?)
The most topical, however, is it seems the all-too-familiar Orwellian tune: "Geeks of England, geeks of Ireland..." in his "Penguin? Gnu? <insert Animal> Farm...
Wagging tail, waving paw...