>Half of it is going to the bathroom when it's dark,
>not noticing that the seat is up, and then sitting
>down on cold porcelain and then practically falling
>into the toilet.
Males don't do all their business standing up. I have run into this problem.
That's what light switches are for, girlie.
Now, as to the centre of the universe:
>seeing that the seat is up, and thinking "another
>asshole who thinks he's the center of the universe
>and can't be bothered to notice anything."
Having to lift the lid is probably more labor-intensive than having to lower the lid.
In terms of equal work, I suggest you toilet-ists start doing your share.
Where's that list mathematician...? He can help resolve this energy expenditure issue.
Ken.
-- I LOVE humanity! It's people I can't stand!
-- Linus Van Pelt
Peanuts, 1968