[lbo-talk] RE: Hi Pee

Kenneth Campbell kkc at sympatico.ca
Sun Dec 14 10:24:40 PST 2003


Joanna wrote:


>Half of it is going to the bathroom when it's dark,
>not noticing that the seat is up, and then sitting
>down on cold porcelain and then practically falling
>into the toilet.

Males don't do all their business standing up. I have run into this problem.

That's what light switches are for, girlie.

Now, as to the centre of the universe:


>seeing that the seat is up, and thinking "another
>asshole who thinks he's the center of the universe
>and can't be bothered to notice anything."

Having to lift the lid is probably more labor-intensive than having to lower the lid.

In terms of equal work, I suggest you toilet-ists start doing your share.

Where's that list mathematician...? He can help resolve this energy expenditure issue.

Ken.

-- I LOVE humanity! It's people I can't stand!

-- Linus Van Pelt

Peanuts, 1968



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