"Hello fellow worker!"
"Greetings stout comrade!"
"And how was your evening away from our place of employment?"
"Ah, quite fine, thank you! Indeed, my comrade wife and I engaged in consensual coitus!"
"Tell me more, if it is not an invasion of your privacy!"
"To the contrary! We are all of the same glorious class -- what is there not to share?"
"An excellent observation!"
"Thank you! Well, let me just say that my comrade wife was very much in the mood to express her physical solidarity, and certainly I am not one to reject any revolutionary advance!"
"Of course!"
"Her facial orifice, unmarred by decadent capitalist decoration, glistened with anticipatory delight, and I pressed my facial orifice against hers in progressive compliance!"
"All power to the pressed facial orifices!"
"Yes! After several moments of this inspired and correct activity, my erectile extension expanded much the like the consciousness of the workers themselves!"
"Another victory for the proletairiat!"
"Once I gained her consent, which arrived on the heels of a healthy and non-sexist discussion about what was to be done, my comrade wife removed her denim work pants, laid back upon our plywood bed and exposed to me her glorious opening, into which I soon entered, much like Comrade Fidel victoriously entered Havana, liberating the masses!"
"Workers of the world -- be like you!"
"Then, after two to three minutes of steady consensual pelvic movement, during which we discussed new methods of raising the global awareness of the next stage of human development, I expended my energy deep within her, and we rose from the bed as one and shared a healthy meal of cabbage and rice, washed down with adequate portions of celery juice!"
"Truly an inspired evening for us all!"
"Now, comrade, let us return to our noble labor, lest our minds drift into sexist and counterrevolutionary areas!"
"My agreement could not be more affirmative!"
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