> From time to time, I like to imagine the alternate universe Dwayne we
> can assemble from these so very off-target critiques. I imagine him
> wearing an all-black leather outfit, complete with gloves and a high
> button collar. For some reason, a Tesla coil is always nearby
> giving off a glorious display. He laughs - a lot and maniacally.
Tesla coils rock. You should go for it.
... except that you're a techno ostrich who couldn't handle a Tesla coil.
- Joe