R rec'd an e-mail awhile ago, it was from some guy in Italy who was looking for a rich woman to marry and support him. :) He can't find it any more, but it wasn't a variant of Nigerian spam-scam mail. You could always put up a billboard like some men do.
Though I don't see why you'd get involved with someone without some kind of contract so you're standard of living will remain the same if she dumps you for a new buoytoy! Sheesh! Think ahead!
Become an artist, Chuck, and see if you can find a patron!
k
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