[lbo-talk] The Aristocrats Joke

Chris Doss lookoverhere1 at yahoo.com
Sun Oct 2 05:10:40 PDT 2005


120 Days of Sodom with a punchline?

--- joanna <123hop at comcast.net> wrote:


> Chris asked what the joke was and I wrote out the
> basic version for him.
> Thought, I'd pass it along to anyone who hasn't seen
> the movie and was
> interested. This is a fairly mild version... the
> skeleton of the joke --
> which is made funny by the telling and the
> embroidering in the second
> part. I don't claim to be a comedian, but I tried.
> The movie itself is
> about how this has been the comedian's in joke for
> at least three
> generations and how everybody spins their own
> version to prove how good
> they are. The movie (a documentary) tells the joke
> in the first ten
> minutes and then basically all the top comedians in
> the business tell
> their version of it....some of them are very funny.
> One of the grossest
> version is told by the guy who played the
> goodie-goodie dad in "Three's
> Company." That alone is worth the price of
> admission. I do recommend
> the movie, but it's not for the faint of heart.
>
> Joanna
> _________________
> Basic Joke
>
> [set up...]
> A guy goes to see a talent agent and says "Hey, I've
> got the best act in
> the world. You're going to love this.."
>
> "Yeah, sure" says the agent.
>
> [the part that can go on for as long as your craft
> can take you...]
> "No really," says the guy. "See, it's a family act.
> Very nice. My wife
> Cindy, our son Skip, my daughter Becky, Grandma,
> Grandpa and the dog.
> First my wife and I come out on stage: my wife is in
> a formal satin gown
> and I'm in a tuxedo.
>
> So, catch this: first my wife slowly takes of her
> gown, then I take off
> my belt and starting whacking her buttocks. When
> they start to redden, I
> take out my rod and bugger her. While i'm doing that
> my daughter comes
> out and licks my balls, and then Skip joins us and
> does a little rim job
> on Becky. THEN... out comes grandpa and grandma: SHE
> takes out her teeth
> and sucks off grandpa. Meanwhile, I pull out of my
> wife and take my
> daughter straight up while my wife sucks off Skip.
> Lots of blood! My
> daughte,r she's not quite nine and you know, and
> I've got a pretty big
> whanger. Then, the piece de resistance, the dog
> comes on. Otto! Our
> beloved german shepherd: Becky whacks off Otto
> while grandpa buggers my
> wife as I take her up the cunt. For the grand
> finale, the dog takes a
> piss, which Becky deftly catches in a cup and pours
> down grandma's throat."
>
> [finale...]
> "Wow," says the talent agent, "And what do you call
> this act?"
>
> "What else?" the guy says, " The Aristocrats!"
>
>
>
>
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