This is a parody, right?
--- Wendy Lyon <wendy.lyon at gmail.com> wrote:
> On 12/14/06, Doug Henwood <dhenwood at panix.com>
> wrote:
> > [from Popbitch]
>
> You left out the best part of this week's edition
> (Michael Givel, take note)
>
> >> Moscow Rules 2007 <<
> Tinker, tailor, barman, hooker
>
> Britain may be cosying up to Russia in public,
> but behind the scenes it's different. MI5 has
> produced a new handbook to help Brits working
> in Russia avoid the attentions of the FSB.
>
> This is what you need to know:
>
> * First, the FSB tries to start a friendly
> relationship with you.
> * Hotel staff, bar workers, taxi drivers and
> hookers are often paid to spy on you.
> * "Lavish entertaining, including the provision
> of prostitutes and large amounts of alcohol,
> may be used to trap visitors in compromising
> situations."
> * Only use a pre-pay phone, do not save any
> data on the phone, including phone numbers.
> * If two men sit down near you in a bar or
> restaurant with a bag in between them on the
> table, you're being watched by FSB. The bag
> contains a recorder.
> * Be very afraid.
>
> FYI: Polonium 210 can teleport! When transported,
> it can migrate through walls, containers etc to
> be found in unexpected places. More:
> http://www.timhunkin.com/
> ___________________________________
>
http://mailman.lbo-talk.org/mailman/listinfo/lbo-talk
>
____________________________________________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Everyone is raving about the all-new Yahoo! Mail beta. http://new.mail.yahoo.com