Well, sure, but what Podunk isn't? No offense to your home town -- matter of fact, I was born there, too. And I haven't been there in, oh, four years or so. So maybe I'm behind the times.
But it seemed awfully Middle American the last time I was there. Worse than that, actually -- full of twentysomethings trying to look like Old Farts, wearing suits that might have been from Brooks Brothers but weren't -- bow ties, in the really severe cases.
> the JFK Center,
I was about to taunt you about this -- then I remembered: we have Lincoln Center tied to our tail. So I'll shut up now.