>> I asked him what hours he was usually around on Saturday mornings,
>> and he said "Until noon. But not for much longer. We're going to
>> have a black president, so I'll be a minority and take Saturdays
>> off."
>
> WTF?
> Minorities don't work on Saturday?
> No one ever told me I was exempt from working Saturdays because I was
> a minority.
> Why do they tell the white people this cool shit but keep it a secret
> from minorities?
> Can I get some sort of government compensation for all the Saturdays
> I've worked?
Yeah, but do you really want to go to New Jersey to collect it? :)