>Everyone must read this spoof. It captures McCain perfectly -- and
>I'm glad someone else has put their finger on it. Because I've never
>seen anyone mention it: the way McCain will lose the plot and end up
>talking about getting grass stains out of laundry -- and no one
>seems to notice! WTF is up with that anyway? He does this over and
>over in clips I've seen, and certainly last night.
I realized last night that McCain is Grandpa Simpson. About three seconds after he starts talking about an issue, it turns into a pointless, tedious personal anecdote. What the fuck was he talking about when he said that he realized something when he saw a poster of Vladimir Putin in someone's room? I was completely lost. Obama is a pretty bad debater, but in McCain's company he looks like Cicero.