[lbo-talk] The Yiddish Policeman's Union

Max Sawicky sawicky at verizon.net
Thu Oct 15 07:24:52 PDT 2009


Anybody read this? I just finished. Hugely entertaining. It's Borscht-belt comic dialog among European Jews who are resettled to Alaska (the "frozen chosen"), which was an actual proposal by Harold Ickes. In this alternate history, there is no holocaust. It's a detective story. The gangsters are Hassidem. A bit:

"Meyer Landsman is the most decorated shammes (detective -- mbs) in the District of Sitka, the man who solved the murder of the beautiful Froma Lefkowitz by her furrier husband, and caught Podolsky the Hospital Killer. His testimony sent Hyman Tscharny to federal prison for life, the first and last time that criminal charges against a Verbover wiseguy have ever been made to stick. He has the memory of a convict, the balls of a fireman, and the eyesight of a housebreaker. When there is crime to fight, Landsman tears around Sitka like a man with a pant leg caught on a rocket. It's like there's a film score playing behind him, heavy on the castanets."



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